Grievances...

I have a new list of personal annoyances and dislikes that I would like to share.
Enjoy!

1) The 'MRC', 'M-' and 'M+' buttons on calculators.
Who uses those? No one I know.

2) Redneck women. I thought the average redneck man was bad...the women
are far worse. And they line dance. A lot.

3) Scripted reality t.v.

4) Water cooler conversations.
I don't care what Simon sais about your favourite "Idol". She sucked!

5) Skanky goth chicks in fishnets and black lipstick. Ewwww.
There is a time and a place for such hideous fashion faux pas and its called Halloween.

6) Chicks who pretend to be "one of the guys" when they're anything but.
These are the girls who'll blow 17 different men and cry that they didn't call back.

7) Trendy bi-sexuals. Ugggh.
Look, I've slept with women before. You have to actually put your face in the place and enjoy it.
Two drunk girls making out at a party do not count.

8) The WWF.
More like WTF?!

9) Government subsidies for corporate America.

10) Disposable diapers.
Nothing is more wasteful or environmentally irresponsible then landfills overflowing with
plastic feces-ridden butt covers. Cloth diapers were good enough for me and they're good enough for your little nose miner.

11) T.V. dinners.
They taste like shit. Moreover, is it really that hard to cook?

12) Rock chicks.
Look, you're 47 not 17. Your tits are sagging and your face is sliding off.
Cover yourself.

13) Gas price lemmings.
Oh wow! Gas is over $4.00 a gallon! Guess its time to start moping, complaining and
driving a bigger SUV. I really have nothing but contempt for people who bitch about
gas prices. Suck it up or sell your SUV you cheapskate.

14) 70% isopropyl rubbing alcohol.
Why only 70%? I want to kill germs not slap them on the wrist.

15) Hair clippings.
Fellas, when you trim your beard, do it in the shower not over the bathroom sink.

16) Bluetooth technology.
If I see another hick with a wireless headset...

17) Enormous key chains.
No they do not count as weapons.

18) Tramp stamps.
You know what I'm talking about...that oh so imaginative lower back tattoo that
legions of women *cough*SKANKS*cough* get to distinguish themselves from each other.

19) Tribal pieces.
Look, you are not a Native American and let's face it real Native Americans don't have those pieces of shit creeping up their arms.

20) Loyalty.
It is the downfall of mankind. If you blindly follow someone just because you agree with
one thing they said or did, then change your name to Dick Cheney.