Ah America ...

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600.00 rebate check.

If we spend that money at Wal*Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to Saudi Arabia.
If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Guatemala and Honduras.
If we purchase a car, it will go to Japan.
If we purchase clothing, it will go to Vietnam.
If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.
Hence, none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes,
weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these are the only
products still produced in the United States.

Enjoy your stimulous check!